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   20 Questions to having a Better Family



This quiz is about your family of origin, and, okay, there's nothing you can do about them. And if you know your family is bad, and these questions are just going to remind you that your family is like Livia Soprano and The Great Santini stuck in an episode of "Roseanne", then please don't take this quiz.


Q1) What is your birth order? It makes a difference.

Oldest, and the only one who takes care of anything around here.
Oldest and fine with it
Mixed-up middle child
Middle and fine with it
Only child
Youngest and fine with it
Youngest and self-assigned keeper of the peace
Do you mean of my mom's kids, or my dad's kids, or the ones who aren't estranged, or what?



Q2) What is your family's drug of choice?

Nothing
Tobacco
Weed
Alcohol
Gambling
Vicodin
Meth
Life



Q3) When one of your parents gets drunk/high and calls you up, it is

Hilarious
Tragic
Tragically hilarious.
When one does it, it's hilarious. When the other does it, it's tragic.
Newsworthy
Never happens
They're sorta drunk all the time.



Q4) Describe your relationship to your family's drug of choice?

Seriously, yo, we don't have one
Never touch the stuff
Moderation is key
Tried it. Didn't like it. Don't use it.
Intimate and long-term
Inadequate discretion
Practicing addict
Recovering addict







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